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Friday, February 29, 2008

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Dear landlord, When a landlord calls you for a reference, please check the LAST NAMES of the tenants, and keep in mind that if you claim "Over 400 satisfied renters" that one or two of them may share a first name! I have don't stiff you on the rent, I

Posted on Fri, Feb 29, 2008 at 7:25 PM

Dear landlord,

When a landlord calls you for a reference, please check the LAST NAMES of the tenants, and keep in mind that if you claim "Over 400 satisfied renters" that one or two of them may share a first name! I have don't stiff you on the rent, I don't have 'loud promiscuous parties' and I DON'T answer the door naked!!! That was the OTHER ADAM!

Non-Asshole Adam