why oh why must you make me wait so long? I see you with your little sign, you orange vested wannabe demigod, weilding your sign about. just turn the god damn thing over and let me go! There's a line of cars behind me, and none coming the other way...why can't I go?

and why must you stop traffic when there's no one working? I odn't understand it. power hungry pavement bitch.

reving

So, when is the straight pride parade? When do I get to hold up traffic so that I can proclaim my sexuality to the masses? When do I get to walk down the street, hand in hand with a woman, like it's a huge deal?

Congrats - you're gay.

thanks, office mate. really. I needed this drippy nose and headache. and that pleghm? oh yeah that's good stuff.

You look disgusting. You feel disgusting. WHY do you come to work? What's more, why do you come to work and infect others?

Just wait. Next time I'm the first one with a cold, I'm licking your phone.

summer colds suck

To the "princess" who lives in my apartment building.

I know who you are, your name, where you grew up, I know your dad and step mom, I know your step brother, and with your simple empty head you seem to not know who I am - we were formally introduced a few years ago but you were too busy staring at my hot bfriend to register me in your little database.

So here is my bitch. I am pulling out of our underground parking garage, and you are entering. However, there is some confusion on my part (as I am a bit spacy) to whether you are turning into our garage or into the next driveway. Also, to be honest, some time ago I assessed you as an idiot and I am a little leary of your driving ability. So to be on the safe side I wait a few seconds to see what you are going to do. My apologies, princess - for the what, 30 seconds it took me to decide you had come to a full stop (drivers ed, I guess you didn't take it - if ya did you'd learn that you are supposed to make sure that you are in the clear before you pull out onto the roadway) you f**king freaked out. If you think I didn't notice you going bullistic, you're wrong. I also decided to glance back at you and watch you raise and lower your hands in "anger and/or despair" as the parking garage door shut on your sh*t box car that daddy probably bought you (seeing as how in the past year I've observed you taking a chunk out of "your" blue sunfire and leaving blue paint all over the side of the garage wall - hilarious- and having that replaced by a rental, suv, and now you have = what is it, a little black modern jobby, definitely worth at least $30,000 less than the car I drive - that I PAID for myself, without my daddy)

So my question is - what exactly made you so upset? The fact that I was trying to drive safely - cause I have been in a few accidents and don't want to go there any time soon, and I don't have a limitless supply of vehicles as you seem to, and I apparently inconvenienced you by my inability to fly out of the garage entrance like a magical rocket enabling you to shoot in quickly without (omf this had to have been SO difficult) you having to swipe your entry card to enter the garage.

PLEASE accept my apologies princess cause I don't know what I'll do if you ever scrape together enough nerve to actually say it to my face, oh wait I do know what I will do and I think you do too, and that's probably why you reserve your comments and disgust with me for the empty interior of your car (well maybe your baby was in there with you and maybe he wasn't, I didn't notice if he was or not).

Well here's a little bit of info for you. You had better hope for your sake that you keep it together and dont mouth off to me cause I am not someone you want to mess with. GROW UP LOSER. Every time a car load of kids pulls up outside our building's back window and your bfriend runs out to the car and hands them something and they hand him money, and then a little while later I see him walking to the fast food joint, it's pretty obvious you two are doing something that ya shouldnt be doing and if your rich daddy found out you were leading a double life in a tiny apartment with a new baby, I wonder if he'd pull the plug on the brand new vehicles and your sales job (are you actually working right now or on mat leave for what, half your $7.00 salary...) oh you are so glamorous I envy you, you are SO cool lol lol

Thanks for the entertainment. I make 3 times an hour what you make, have been a professional for over a decade, have raised more than one child, and still look hot as hell for my age. So keep smoking in the car with your baby, and tanning, and partying, and jumping in to casual acquaintances' father's pools naked and being asked to leave, cause we (your neighbors, friends of friends and friends of your family members) know exactly what you are and we ARE laughing at you - in case you weren't sure. Why dont ya do yourself a favour and go work at hooters, then you can get all the attention you crave and you can even showcase it on facebook to boot :)



The sad part is, if you had taken the time to get to know me through our mutual friends, I am a pretty nice person and I don't even really dislike you. But if I were you I would be more careful who I freaked out at, and maybe you should be a little more patient with other people who are not perfect. You know, you are a mom, and one of the best parts of being a mom for me has been in developing patience. You're lucky I did too cause my animal instinct when you went into your little fit was to stop my car and chase you and smash your face in.

However, like I said I dont even dislike you or really feel angry about this now that I have reflected on it. I have worked so very hard for everything I have (which isn't a whole lot by your standards I am sure, but I didn't grow up rich and spoiled), unlike you, and I appreciate everything I am able to do for myself and my children and I am truly grateful for each breath that I take. So maybe you should try to get your sh*t together. Your child will benefit immensely from an adult role model or role models and right now he is lacking one.

Already way ahead of you

closing the bridges for a whole long weekend? why must this exist!

way to trap me on a peninsula

Hey haligardeners, I know you love your plants and want to get the most out of yer crummy front growing spaces, but get those fuckers off the sidewalk. Its a sidewalk, not yer fuckin garden. Im stompin all plants that are in my way, but there actually some people out there who are big enough nerds that they are deathly allergic to bees. These people risk life and limb just trying to get around your sidewalk gardens. Ever thought about that? I didn't think so. How would you feel if your precious sidewalk garden killed some random allergy nerd? You selfish assholes need to prune those bitches. I'm serious

Colonel Portnoy

So i keep tryin but I can't help I hate this fucking city and everyone in it! You people keep saying your friendly maritimers but I find friendlier people in Toronto. Your all a bunch of ignorant cunts .

P.S. you also have the worst transit system I've ever seen, as soon as my treatments done I'm out of here to a place where people make sense

Going home soon (thank god)

Well, this isn't really a "bicth" per se, just a "life" is a bitch.

My uncle found out last Wed. he has lung cancer that's already spread to his liver and bones, and his doctor gave him one week to live. Think this doesn't really happen?? I guess it does. He just celebrated his 30th wedding anniversary 3 weeks ago and life was great.

Guess my point is.....that's how fast it can be over, guys. So if you want to bitch your face off, if it makes you feel better, go at er.

Life is just way too fucking short. Love you always, Uncle Jim. Hope your peace is fast and painless. :-(

Make the best of it....

To the two guys that pulled a knife on me to steal my backpack and wallet on the corner of Summer st. and Sackville st. at 10pm Thursday evening, I hope you shit heads enjoy listening to Bowie while reading my book and wearing the cardigan you took from me.....

and to the dick head cop who said "they must have been black kids from uniacke", Fuck you and your assumptions, they probably got away to the South End or Fairview or anywhere else while you and your dick head friends were running off north to look for them. Thanks for making my night a whole lot fucking worse!

misses his ziggy stardust CD

Response to “response to puppy blackmail” and kate

“Hey idiot” right back at ya rpb. Can neither of you read nor calculate? A300 came into force in April 2008. If my puppy is 4 months old then chances are, unless I rescued my adorable puppy from his mothers teet right after he was born, then the NEW FUCKING LAW WOULD HAVE PERTAINED TO ME you tool. And the grandfather clause you so thoughtfully referred to wouldn't have applied to me and my puppy. If you both had read my bitch, you would have noticed 2 things. 1) I paid the fucking fee you arseholes...hence the description “$35 I could have USED at the vet”, 2) It should have been clear that I had every intention of neutering my dog when he's old enough, otherwise, I wouldn't have been bitching about being charged the "unaltered" licensing fee, 3) I agreed with the surcharge on unaltered dogs that are ABLE to be altered when they're old enough. But there's no need for the same surcharge to apply to a puppy who can't even get it on yet!!!

SHAME ON YOU both for suggesting that I don't take care of my dog and that I shouldn't have my puppy because I disagree with a stupid “unaltered” surcharge on my unalterable little munchkin. And Kate, I feed my dog the good fuckin' food...or maybe $60 a bag isn't good enough for you pretentious tool. My dog will have had all of his shots as of next week, has monthly flea and worm care and goes to doggy day care every couple of weeks. So FUCK YOU BOTH for not reading properly and accusing me of being a bad puppy parent simply because I disagree politically (thank you Miles) with a licensing fee surcharge that shouldn't apply to puppies under 6 months old. If you had THOUGHT about what I said, my idea of the $15 6 month puppy license that gets extended once the puppy has been fixed with encourage alteration of the dog because if you don't get the puppy fixed within 6 months, your license expires and THEN you have to pay the full $50. Get it this time!!!!

Sick of peopel who can't read!