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Saturday, February 28, 2009

Posted on Sat, Feb 28, 2009 at 8:13 AM

You know who you are. You make annoying vertical lines alongside paragraphs you want to block-quote in your essays, scribble what you believe to be the "theme" of a chapter in the margins, and underline every third fucking sentence--even if it's already in italics? I wish someone would pee on everything you own.

---Heathoh

Friday, February 27, 2009

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 8:52 PM

Three things that people blame the wrong party for that really annoy me:

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 8:50 PM

Okay, why doesn't the Edit feature work? I write a post, I go to Preview, notice a typo, try to correct it through the edit comment feature, and lo and behold, the typo's still there when I post. Very annoying. I may have bad sentence structure skills, but I take pride in my spelling.

---Typos Begone

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 4:54 PM

You gave the the worst headache of my life this morning. And you made me take dirty pictures of myself and send them to people I don't know very well. And still... I want to see you again.. and again.. stop embarrassing every one you meet.

---sincerly...hung over.

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 4:36 PM

Dear Student Loan Office:

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 4:08 PM

Dear boots: I love you. The very sight of you make me happy. You are the most comfortable shoes I have ever worn and you've held up well over these past 3 years. But you need to stop making that terrible squeaking sound when I walk on the tiled floor at work. It's embarassing. You never used to do this. What is up with you?

---Squeaker

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 2:48 PM

to the people living above me not willing to do thier part. its not law to compost or recycle but you dont have to stuff "my!!!!!" green bin with your take out wrappers tim hortons cups diapers and actual garbage bags. you have it so full of garbage it is spread all over the whole yard. and the garbage you throw on the yard gets eaten by animals who then die in the yard for my dog to get into and get sick, it wouldnt be the ghetto if people like you took some pride in thier homes and stopped spaying the SHARED yard with your disguting crap. you should be blacklisted by landlords ya pigs

---likes a clean yard

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 2:45 PM

this is not so much a bitch but a plea to all fellow dog owners. im sure everyone is tired of no dogs allowed in apartment buildings, so lets show halifax what responible pet owners are capable of. Lets clean up thier poo, spend time to train them, if you have a job that has long hours where your dog is left unattended for half a day, dont own a dog, it is not fair to building owners, tenets or mostly the sweet pooch. we as a coalition can change the perseption that dogs are destructive and bad. we can get pet insurance for 20$ a month that covers damage an axious pup might do but for the love of god, it is not everyone elses fault that dogs have a bad wrap. it is the owners, we can clean up, prevent yards from being demolished, and dogs wont smell up a building if you mop and vaccuum, Lets do it people, lets turn halifax into the dog friendly city it once was. for the dogs sake

---responisble dog owner and renter

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 10:28 AM

I usually will give change when asked. However.. IF I am nice enough to stop, dig through my wallet and give you some, it is extremely rude to ask for MORE. I gave a man at Mumford Terminal $2.60 in change and he asked if I had a dollar or two more ??? WTF? I think he saw a $5 in my wallet and wanted that instead.

This really gets to me..

---no change for you

Posted on Fri, Feb 27, 2009 at 10:27 AM

when this city would have a decent escort service? I am not looking for something like Toronto but for fuck sake even Saskatoon has better options than what we have here!

---me