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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Have a nice day, Cranky Pants

Posted on Sun, Aug 30, 2009 at 10:14 AM

To the Manager of a certain coffee establishment who reamed my husband out after a casual exchange of customer/wait staff banter. You accused him of being totally negative and wished that just once he would say something positive. Are you freaking KIDDING me??? I think you need a hearing aid. Or a conversation filter. Or some SOCIAL SKILLS! My husband is the most positive person on the planet. Negativity is not his thing. Trust me, I know. I don't know what crawled up your ass that day, or why you picked my eternally happy husband to whip with your misery, but boy, did you blow it. You just lost a regular, positive, paying customer for your over priced coffee.You are rude. You obviously missed the class on customer relations during Coffee 101. Take your Prozac, honey.

---Equally Happy Wife