I know that you've been hiding this a long time. I get that you're extremely excited, and freed by the admission of such a secret. I respect your courage, and I will be your friend as long as you'll have me. But why is it necessary to come out of the closet on fire? You never had a lisp or flounced before, and you certainly never called your brother "girl" before... Explain to me why the complete and utter change just because you told the world you're gay?
I know tons of other men who were fresh out of the closet, and none of them ever started insisting on being called "she".
---thutch a bitch...