Okay, loser. We dated THREE years ago... THREE.

A few months into the relationship you inform me you are seeing another girl, fine. we were only casual. I start seeing another guy, you and I continue our casual relationship. However you couldn't handle sharing so we ended our involvement via an argument over the phone to which my brother was a witness, he hit the hung up button 'cause you're a dick who doesn't know how to speak respectably. WE NEVER SPOKE AGAIN! The end. NOT FOR YOU, apparently.

Why do you insist spreading rumors about me THREE YEARS LATER? Why do people WHO ARE STRANGERS know all kinds of intimate details about me? And why am I referred to as "that chick _____ went with who did all kinds of freaky shit"? Honestly, I could care less if strangers talk about me, but seriously.... You're IMPOTENT! I never preformed any kind of freaky anything because YOU COULDN'T STAY HARD for longer than a few minutes, EVER!! We never had sex... ever, not even once. You just couldn't do it. I have never uttered a word of this to anyone. So why not show me a little respect and keep your mouth shut? Its the one way you can actually man up.—Sick of softies