When you go to a meeting on a floor that has a board room with a door and miles and miles of those little grey cubes occupied by surfs take up the rest of the floor, use some common sense. If you get a cell phone call during the meeting, don't stand outside the door and yack away. Sure, you're not disturbing the people in the meeting but it is very disturbing to the entire rest of the floor!

Plus, it's rude to make the people in the meeting wait for you for 20 minutes. Tell them you'll call them back and then do it from a phone that is -anywhere else-!!!—Cindy-Lou Cube

So one of my oldest buddies is getting married in a couple months. I'm really happy for him. She's a great girl and they're well suited for one another.

Here's my beef. His pals from university are planning the bachelor party. In Montreal. We all live in Halifax. This isn't the first 'destination bachelor party' I've been invited to/attended.

When did bachelor parties become four day events requiring airline tickets and hotel suites? Whatever happened to a bunch of beer, poker, and a stripper?

I have a limited amount of vacation time and funds, and to be perfectly honest I'd rather use it on a trip with my girl. But I'd like to see my buddy off in style. What's a guy to do?—Party Pooper

I know of an old lady who used to date my boyfriend before I dated him. For a while i was caught up on her, thought there may have been something more than was actually there. But now I know that there is nothing there and i feel good about that.

But old lady: you still annoy me, I think you are the definition of a cockwhore. I don't like those terms, I find them degrading to women and I believe that they derive from pornography. But you, my dear old lady, are such a pathetic character, that simply in order to understand you properly I must contradict my reality. You are a pigfucker, haha, and he doesn't care about you and you are a pathetic excuse for a woman. A bad mom, a mediocre employee with a mediocre job, trashy hair and makeup, no self respect that I can see and overall a pathetic hound dog.

Your desperation and the end of your relationship is exactly the type of behaviour I model myself around NOT being. You are a walking cliche and yet I find you to be the personifocation of a sick taboo. Old lady for young cock. You are disgusting.

When you and my bf first met (or first fucked, same thing) you facebooked him the next day with your number "just in case he felt like talking to you". Haha. That is your approach. Blechy.

Then you leech yourself on like a comfortable little cat and cook and clean and fix and mend things. You are pig fucker. Haha. And they way you search for a particular kind of young cock, as though you crave it. You make me sick.

I know this makes me look bad, but I've wanted for months to just get these gross things off my chest and just say 'em. I don't know how true they all are, but from what I have seen and read, the little shreds of evidence were enough to deduce my opinions from... Moms getting their club tits squeezed at the club while daughter looks on in drunken amusement... and maybe embarassment? Can't tell, but not a sign of good mothering... The evidence-reasoning pattern generally follows the above format. anyhow... toodles—Meh

My friend whom I admire and adore so much is getting married.

This is wonderful, and I am beyond happy for her, yet I feel this crushing melancholy inside that is tearing my to pieces. I was elated when I heard of the news, but when I got home I fell apart. I began crying and I couldn't stop for hours.

I have never been in a romantic situation, and I'm almost into my mid-twenties. I feel ridiculous, but I can't quit the way I feel right now, which is absolutely miserable. I'm not sure if I'm jealous, or just feeling bad for myself!

I just wish there was someone out there for me that loved me as much as I loved them.—Broken Hearted

To the officer who gave me a several hundred dollar ticket (instead of a verbal warning) during which I was quiet, patient, and very polite:

Next time you need to make quota, or have nothing better to do, please spend your time addressing issues of violence, assault, and theft within our neighborhoods instead of patrolling the streets surrounding the party you broke up not even fifteen minutes previous.

I was just going home.—Angry on Agricola

To my now ex-roommate:

It is so liberating, elating, and fucking fantastic to not live with you anymore. I am so glad I never have to see you again, hear your stupid voice again, or be put down again. You are a selfish, immature, spoiled bitch and it's no wonder you have so many falling outs with friends.

You have had more fights and stupid tiffs with people over the last 15 years that have resulted in broken friendships, I can't believe I didn't realize any of this sooner. You are stubborn, judgemental, mean-spirited and fake. I feel sorry for anyone who is left in your life, though they're aren't many. I don't miss you as a friend, and I hope I never have to see you again for the rest of my life. Get over yourself you crazyyyyy bitch.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY I LIVE ALONE!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU ARE A FUCKING BITCH AND I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!

THANK YOU COAST BITCH SITE FOR ALLOWING ME TO CELEBRAAAAAATE!

Oh, and you're exactly like your mother.—SO GODDAMN HAPPY NOW

I think it's a little extreme to put a boot on someone's tire if they park in your parking lot and don't go in your store. Do you have nothing better to do than stare out the window and make sure everyone who parks their damn car outside your store comes in? Get a life.

$100 later I am totally pissed and can tell you I will NEVER shop at your overpriced home decor store again based on this incident. I realize it's your parking lot, but you're going to drive a lot more people away pulling that crap. You've lost a customer, and I'm spreading the word. A ticket? fine. The boot? Over doing it. You suck.—Sad Quinpool Shopper

GO DIE IN A HOLE!—Sick of Sparkly Vampires

AF: I don't understand how you could let SC off the hook, you were given all the proof needed, pof, the email, the phone number, and you were even told about being aware of where he's at and what he's doing, and yet you still take him back and hes only going to do it too you again, you know nothing about this guy and yet your willing to bring him into your sons life.

It's because of females like you that makes guys treat us the way they do.Feed Up

Please for the love of god stop saying that. It's so annoying. What are you 5? God it frustrates me.

Speaking of words that frustrate me, here's a list.

*Arse (that's right up there with methinks, eww I even hate typing it, it makes me want to kill myself).

*Yous guys (really? yous guys?)

*Melee (it's called a fight, not that irritating word)

*Uber (thank god that one is not as popular as it used to be a few years ago)

*FAIL! (no fuck off, you fail using that word)

*Meh (ohh sooo annoying)

*Epic! (stop it).

*"That ___ is full of win" (FAIL!)

*Guesstimate (not going to go there)

*Hella (enough!)

*Sammich (What? are you trying to say sandwich? that's not how you say it, never was. Goes with methings, fuck right off)

That's all for now, bye—Trixy