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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Petty Thievery

Posted on Wed, Jul 28, 2010 at 11:57 AM

To the jerk who stole my water bottle from the waterfront:

What use do you really have for a USED water bottle?! What could possibly be so necessary that you STOLE a WATER BOTTLE?!

It may seem like nothing to you but I have to talk for eight or nine hours on the waterfront everyday and without a water bottle my throat gets more than hoarse; I cough up blood at night! IT LITERALLY HAD MY NAME ON IT!

You are a jerk for thinking you deserve to own whatever you want, and you are the reason I don't trust this whole "Maritimers don't NEED to lock their door" lies.

I hope you share it with someone and get oral herpes!—Dry-Mouthed

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