DON'T fucking stop in merge lane, assholes. Bring your car up to highway speed and MERGE - see how that works?

DON'T change lanes in the middle of the fucking intersection. This is specifically directed to all you idiots who take the outside lane from Horseshoe Lake Drive to Chain Lake Drive (Cops apparently don't enforce this particular little driving rule). And yes, when you DO cut me off because of your illegal and ridiculously erratic driving...I AM the guy who refuses to make way for you. Fuck you, go ahead and sideswipe me.

DON'T fucking sit at the traffic line when you have the green light on a left hand turn. Go ahead, princess - take control of the intersection. THAT way, maybe two or three others behind your sorry ass might be able to make the light too. I realize that you probably got your license in some back road little Nova Scotian burg before moving to the big city of Halifax where there IS traffic, but your ignorance is not only irritating, it may actually kill someone someday. By stopping the flow of traffic on a busy two-way street to let someone cross the road, you're not only disrupting the orderly movement of traffic, you're going to get someone killed. No, you're not being kind or polite, you're being fucking ignorant. Driving is a privilege that you have to earn - and you haven't. —AngryGuy