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Sunday, October 31, 2010

Randy who?

Posted on Sun, Oct 31, 2010 at 12:07 AM

You need refugee status like a fat kid needs a cubic meter of cheesecake.

There's currently about 59,000 people in the queue for refugee status in Canada. It's a long, slow process for those waiting. A good chunk of this group could tell horrifying stories of war, torture, ethnic cleansing, being detained in awful conditions for your political or religious beliefs, etc. I'm certain they'd burst into tears after hearing your story. Oh my God - your lawyer and your accountant are out for your money - California is such a cruel and dangerous place for an has-been actor.

I hope our authorities do the right thing, put an end to this farce/publicity stunt of yours and send your ass right back to the States to face justice.

You're nothing but a self-important prick. Every minute immigration officers spend on your file is done at the expense of people who actually ARE facing a crisis. A real one.

Fuck you. —Where do I sign up to become a "Star Whacker" ?

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