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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:42 PM

To all of the dog owners who can't control their animals when out in public or that do NOT pick up after their dogs, you are ignorant pigs and should have your pets taken away from you. My friend had her dog attacked by another dog because the owner couldn't control it. Get training for your pet and show some brains you bastard.

To the ignorant people that walk their dogs, take a bag with you and pick up after them. If they shit in your house do you just leave it there? I will say it again, if you own a dog show some responsibility or get rid of it! —Responsible Caring Dog Owner

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 11:16 AM

Dear stoned tween who felt the need to annoy me on the metro transit today, no, I do not have any cigarettes. No, I do not have have any money to give you. No, I am not interested in your stories of riding your bike around the Commons while smoking a joint. I was listening to my music and told you so but you kept on talking and asking for cigarettes/money/cigarettes/money until I yelled at you. —Not Sorry

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:58 AM

My house is a "smoke-free" zone. I know that cramps the style of my smoker friends and family. I realize it's a pain in the ass to go outside for your fix. I provide a receptacle to put your butts in when I invite you over, and once you leave I flush the filth down the toilet and wash the dish.

My beef is when you drop in unexpectedly, you pull up in your car that you smoke in with the window down "so your car doesn't smell like an ashtray" (uh, yes it does) and put your cigarette out on my paved driveway right in front of my door AND LEAVE IT THERE! At least have the decency to pick up your stomped on butts. How about grinding them into my kitchen floor? At least then I can just sweep them into the corner and hoover them up once a week. Why would you even think this is ok? The next time I come visit you I'm going to throw my empty chip bag into your rose bushes or fire my pop can up on your deck before I come in your house. —Your Butts Burn My Ass

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:21 AM

First, it takes 2 months to get in to see my doc for a routine prenatal. I could live with that. This will be my 3rd c-section, and I watch my friend who is pregnant with her first get an early ultrasound due to a date error (I have the same thing, but I'm only me, apparently, according to MSI). 3 weeks after my doc appt, I'm still waiting to get in for my ultrasound. I'm only over 6 months pregnant, no clue about the exact dates, so I guess they'll schedule my section in time, or I can watch my uterus rupture in a field. Awesome health care... —Teens Get Better Fucking Care

Posted on Thu, Jun 30, 2011 at 10:04 AM

There is an individual who gets on the #20 bus every day who is either drunk or loud, or a combination of both. Why do certain people believe that everyone else on the bus wants to hear their personal business? It is apparent no one on the bus wants to hear it from the looks on their faces. When you inform this individual politely they are talking too loudly/yelling and suggest perhaps they should lower their voice, they say mind your own business. My question is, how can you, when this person is yelling out her business to everyone on the bus? Whatever happened to civility and consideration for others on the bus? —Tired Bus Traveler

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Posted on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 11:04 AM

Ok seriously, who sneezes and does not cover their mouth?! The guy sitting next to me that's who! He turns his head and lets out 2 big sneezes without covering his mouth! SICK. Your snot & spit is going everywhere, we are breathing it in. You are a grown fucking man, cover your frigging mouth when you sneeze, I have seen children with better hygiene then you. Nasty! —Sick of Breathing in your Spit

Posted on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 10:55 AM

Last night on the Eastern Passage boardwalk we saw you drag your crying 3-4 year old daughter to your SUV by her wrist, and watched in awe as you yelled (extremely loudly) things at her like, "YOU REALLY PISSED ME OFF, THIS TIME! I TOLD YOU WHAT NOT TO DO, AND YOU FUCKING DID IT." And, "YOU THINK YOU'RE UPSET NOW? I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT, AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO SEES IT."

Everybody in the immediate and surrounding area watched. My friend and I were close to the situation, and you glanced at us, as we were observing. You then essentially threw your daughter into her car seat, while she cried that she was worried about her younger sister (18-24 months, at most) who had bolted away from your vehicle, down the boardwalk, while you fastened your eldest daughter's seatbelt. You replied to her, "DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT YOUR SISTER - SHE'S MY PROBLEM, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH."

At this point, the male I was with yelled to you, concerned, from where we were, "What's your problem over there?" You simply looked at us and continued to berate and yell at your daughters. After you had collected your smaller daughter from a good length down the boardwalk in a pile of strangers, and had sufficiently shoved her into her seat, you looked over at us and exclaimed, "Keep staring!" We kept staring. Especially at the make, model, colour, and licence plate of your vehicle, which has been reported to the police.

I am trying to be objective about the situation; my profession is working with children and families, and I know that parents occasionally have public meltdowns, just like children and—while the following doesn't excuse or explain your behaviour, in my books—possibly it was the first and last time this has happened for you, and you feel really guilty about it, and you would never actually lay a hand on your daughter. Possibly you lost your job earlier, and your husband left you, and you were diagnosed with an incurable disease all in the same day, and any other possible "justification" you could have that would play into this, and you snapped. But considering all of the dimmer possibilities, I did not feel comfortable simply observing the situation and being disgusted by the threatening anger you displayed toward your daughters tonight. I have to wonder, if you're comfortable with THAT kind of an outburst in public, what happens behind closed doors? I hope that you were, at the very least, sufficiently embarrassed by the entire situation. —Get a Clue

Posted on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 10:32 AM

You suck suck suck suck suck suck suck! I wish you would stay the fuck out of my house. —Go Terrorize a Picnic Somewhere

Posted on Wed, Jun 29, 2011 at 10:11 AM

So, I'm driving along the highway, minding my own business and watching my speed to ensure that I stay under 110 so that I won't receive a huge speeding ticket I can't afford to pay or lose points on my licence, when of course, as usual, a motorcycle flies past me, weaving in and out of traffic, going at least 200 km/hr. No doubt about it.

Where are the cops for these guys? Why are motorcycles continually doing this without punishment? I do not feel safe on the road, cops. Don't bother saying, "Oh, they're too fast! The cops can't catch them!" Not good enough. I demand more legislation! Why should these fucking road demons be permitted to endanger everyone on the road? FUCK OFF! —Fearing for My Life

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Posted on Tue, Jun 28, 2011 at 11:11 AM

To my oldest and best friend: get off your ass and get a job! I've known you pretty much all of my life and I've stuck with you, but man you need to rethink some things. You have a family to support and yet you always find an excuse not to work (not the right hours, boss doesn't like me, etc). Your marriage is in danger. You are in danger of losing it ALL. I will take you in if I have to, but be aware, it won't be a free ride like you've got now. —Reality Bitch