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Monday, August 29, 2011

The Dog Symphony Orchestra

Posted on Mon, Aug 29, 2011 at 5:22 PM

To the people who live on the street next to mine… PUT YOUR DOGS INSIDE! Do you know how annoying it is to wake up at 8:30 in the morning and hear the dog symphony orchestra barking up a storm for… hmmm let me think, over 45 FUCKING MINUTES! And your dogs aren’t just barking in all hours of the morning either (on summer vacation I might add), no they bark in the middle of the night also, just to make sure I don’t get a good night's sleep. Get a shock collar on them or… here’s a wonderful idea, keep them inside in the morning and during the night! There are other people in this world, and those people like to sleep! —Barking Bitch