I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin, I'm a virgin! I'm not ashamed of it. Being still young I don't think it's unreasonable to still be one. I just haven't found someone with who I'm comfortable. There's no issue with admitting it if asked, I've never lied or pretended to know things I didn't know. However, you think that it's ok to just you know let everyone (even people I've just met) in on the fact that I'm a virgin. We were playing drinking games and because it's you they're sexual, ok fine. This was what, our second drink of the night, you weren't drunk but insisted I drink from a penis straw. I said "no, that's ok" to which you shouted out "oh yeah! I forgot you're a virgin!" This isn't the first time you've done this. Little comments like "I just don't know how you can do it for so long with no sex blah blah blah".

I just consider some things personal, and this is one of them. Furthermore you never asked me, just assumed and I've never told you otherwise. Don't put my personal business out there. The second day we knew you were dating your new guy you told us "oh my God! He's a virgin! didn't know those still existed!" I don't need to know that...

I should put your shit on blast! God knows I have enough to say about you. You ragged on another friend who chose to lose her v-card to a guy she met at a bar one night. Said "I'd want it to be special, so disgusting, I don't know why she did that etc." who cares. I could just tell her about all your escapades which have been, by your own admission "crazy" and "bad". You know, you gotta stop telling me these things! You're just giving me ammunition and one day when you say something I might snap.

But I'm not going to put your shit on blast because despite all you've divulged it's not my place to tell your "secrets". This is anonymous and I can vent! I'll keep your business private, keep my lack of sex life to yourself! —Annoyed