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Monday, January 30, 2012

Thanks for the buff job

Posted on Mon, Jan 30, 2012 at 1:22 PM

Thanks to the peddlers at the mall who showed me the wonders of a buffed nail in 4 easy steps. Smooth as glass and never need another clear coat of polish, and since you're so pretty he'll take 50% off the price. Now 5 weeks later and 7 out 10 nails have major hangnails and are ripped to shreds. It's almost too painfull to type this, but the Doc says venting will speed my recovery time... —Hangin' On By The Thread of My Nails