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Thursday, March 29, 2012

Posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 12:19 PM

This goes out to all of the fuckers that abandon their cats!! You have no idea what trauma these poor creatures go through because of your actions. There are many, many stories, but here's just one:

You abandon your cat and leave it behind when you move. It was a female that hadn't been spayed. So she gets pregnant, gives birth in an old shed, and only two of her kittens live. Now there are two kittens trying to make it on their own. Then that shed is torn down and they have no shelter at all.

I move into the neighbourhood and hear about their plight, and build a shelter for them. But by then they are over a year old, and are feral cats who trust no one.

Fast forward 6 years... one of the boys disappeared 3 years ago, and I assume he has died because the last time I saw him he had a terrible wound above his left eye. And now his brother has a broken leg and is hiding under my shed, terrified to come out. If I can't rescue him, he may also die because of his injury.

I fucking HATE you, HATE you, HATE you!!! You are cruel and I wish someone would have abandoned your ass and left you to fend for yourself!! —I'm So Fucking Filled with Rage

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Posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 11:02 AM

Where in the fuck are all the guys who actually like dancing for fun?!?! And no, I'm not referring to the dry humping you find at clubs. There was a time when it was not only cool to dance with a lady, but you gained some fuckin respect when you put on your dance shoes! It was the norm to get up and give it a whirl, even if you never did before. You gotta start somewhere! I would cream my pants if a guy my age actually asked me to dance a fucking flamenco or some shit! I can't even do flamenco, in fact I'm not even quite sure what it looks like, but I would totally try it out! Guys, you need to man the fuck up, stop being little bitches, and loosen up! —I'll be at the Swing Dance Friday, Will You?

Posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 10:21 AM

I am new to this game. I was offered a job to go fishing lobsters as a helper. You said you can only pay $60 a day... before deductions. Are you serious? That's not even minimum wage! A person is out there for 7 hours or so and depending on weather perhaps longer... or not go out at all if the weather is too bad and a worker gets paid nothing. Now... I don't think there are many more honorable ways to make a living than fishing or farming and I know it is hard, and dangerous work. I know prices are not what they used to be. I know fuel costs are up, bait, traps, insurance etc... But seriously... how can you as an owner offer a person a job doing this kind of work at $60 a day? I am new to this business and have no idea what a helper get's paid on a boat... but I am sure it must be more than $60 a day. Has the industry deteriorated so badly that a person can't make minimum wage fishing lobster as a helper? Why would you bother going fishing for lobster at all? Am I getting "chumped" here or is this the wage a helper gets usually? Can somebody answer these questions? What is the truth about this business? —What is the Rate Anyways?

Posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 9:52 AM

I am a 33 year old woman and I've gotten divorced 4 years ago. Since then, I've been dating but nothing has really materialized. You told me you had someone for me--your co-worker's nephew. I knew this co-worker and she's in her late 50s, so I figured this guy would be approx. my age. I asked you how old he was anyway... EIGHTEEN!!! You seemed so surprised when I told you that was out of the question. Why the FUCK would you try to set me up with an 18 year old??? He's a fucking kid! What kind of friend are you, honestly? My limit is 3 years my junior, not 15 years! And don't give me that "Age is just a number" shit! Wtf would I have in common with him? Fucking high school student probably working at Mickey D's... You are one clueless cunt with serious mental health issues if you think me and this kid would be a good match! Fuck you! —Disgusting

Posted on Thu, Mar 29, 2012 at 9:18 AM

I have two degrees, I make 11 dollars an hour, and one of my bosses just added more tasks to my job. FUCK MY LIFE. —Takin' it From White Men Again

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 1:03 PM

You yelled at one of our 18 year old female employees until she was almost in tears because we were out of stock of the two things you wanted. What kind of asshole does that? When I told you to get the fuck out of our store, you called me every disgusting name in the book. I hope karma rams it up your ass, because the only thing stopping me doing it myself was the threat of an assault charge. —Ready to Punch an Asshole

Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 12:41 PM

This is to the racist motherfucker I saw at Africville park the other day. What is your problem? You pull into the parking lot, windows down, blasting this country song in which I hear 'coontown' repeated more then a couple times. You think that shit is funny? Some people would have beat you for that rather than just yell at you. I would have taken your plate number but your piece of shit car didn't have one. You are the most offensive person I've ever encountered and you need psychological help. —Just Walking My Dog

Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 12:17 PM

To all the people who continue to complain that a smoker blew a tiny cloud of particulate matter in their general direction from 20 paces in the great outdoors: just for a change, could you please mount a campaign targeting the real addict - the government. "We admitted we were powerless over multimillion-dollar revenues, that our coffers had become unmanageable." Time for a new higher power. —Just Sayin'

Posted on Wed, Mar 28, 2012 at 11:59 AM

First, why in the hell is everyone so happy that we had summer in March? I can’t wait to see your skin burning off in 30 years. Now, that will make ME laugh! Second, corporations have completely fucked us over. Almost every Canadian company sends work out of our country. Why? Because all they care about is the bottom line for stock holders. In 20 years there will be no jobs. Where are we all going to work? It seems like such an easy equation when all you care about is money. Why pay one Canadian worker to do something, when you can have 20 workers from the Philippines for the same amount of money. Third, if you are using online dating, don’t expect the world. You are picking from scraps. If you are walking on the fucking sidewalk, walk on the right side. We are not in fucking Asia. If you are biking on the sidewalk, you deserve to have your teeth kicked in. If you eat fast food, you deserve to be tortured, just like the poor animals you are eating. If you are mean to customer service people, you deserve to be shot and pissed on. Actually, you deserve to do their job for a lifetime. See how nice it is to deal with stupid ass fuckers like you all day. —Nuff Said

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Posted on Tue, Mar 27, 2012 at 10:23 AM

Weather, seriously, what the hell is this?! Why tease us with 3 glorious days of summer only to punch us in the face with THIS afterwards? You reminded us what we were missing and now this bitter cold hurts even more! I don't even know where my mittens went. I HAVE COLD HANDS!

I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with Mother Nature, that cold heartless bitch. One day you're all "I love you I love you, show me your legs..." and the next you're killing new flowers and giving me frost bite. I hate you but I love you.

Bring back the sun, I swear this time I'll be better. I'll even wear sunscreen.—Freezing Over Here