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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Keep it in your pants

Posted on Tue, May 29, 2012 at 12:50 PM

To the guy at the gym who seems to think that oozing pools of sweat onto the floor beneath his stationary bike from within the slimy confines of his rubber workout suit and hoody is a mark of achievement to be shared with fellow gym-goers, think again. It's just plain wrong. It's off-putting and unhygienic and a slip-and-fall accident waiting to happen. YOU know you're sweating, YOU know your workout is working, is it really necessary to share it with the rest of us? Put a towel down! You've taken the rudeness of bodily fluids to a new level. —Gag Me With Your Sweat