To the blanky blank person who stole my plants: Screw you! I had my very first ever flower planter specially made to fit my window. I spent all Friday selecting then planting my beautiful additions to the neighbourhood, only to discover less than 12 hours later some scrum had to steal from my planter. I would have gladly given you a slip of the flower for your garden if your had only asked. I live pay cheque to pay cheque so I know what it is like not to be able to afford nice things. So next time you want to go tip toeing through the tulips think of others' pleasure too. —rattale60

If your dog is not fixed and you intend to walk him on a very dog friendly trail, put him on a leash. I don't need your 150 pound pup trying to start a turf war with my dogs while we're trying to enjoy a leisurely stroll. —Gentle Giant

I have a car and a bike. It's much safer to drive you ignorant fucktards. Why do you think people on bikes ride on the sidewalk? Your hypocritic asses can't look both ways before turning, merging, can't figure out how to signal, etc.

I see it all the time. I'm driving down the road, and people can't even use their fucking blinkers. It's not that difficult. See that little lever? Push it. Your car is a hell of a lot bigger and sturdier than my bike. How about I get a semi and turn in front of you without signaling?

The worst is the assholes who run yellow lights. The guy with his blinker on? He's stuck there until the light turns. Stop your fucking vehicle at the yellow, or he gets to turn on a red, possibly causing an accident.

People can't fucking drive in this city. Every time it rains there's 10 fucking accidents. It's safer for the bikers to use the sidewalks than the road. Even then, one day I was on Robie Street near Spring Garden Road, walking down the sidewalk, and this woman almost hits me with her SUV. (I had to jump out of the way) She rolls down the window, I assumed to apologize but no, she tells me off for having the audacity to walk down the sidewalk and talk on the phone. I told her she had absolutely no excuse for not looking where she was going, I was on a sidewalk, and I was calling the cops to let them decide whether a pedestrian would be at fault. She took off squealing tires and almost caused another accident. Fucking moron.

Every one of you can shut the fuck up. The bicyclists need to stay on the fucking road (and your spandex does not make you go faster), and the motorists need to open their fucking eyes and learn to control their vehicle. Fuckers. —Bicyclist/Driver

While you may think that you're being courteous, kind, "paying it forward," or making a difference in the world, it is fucking dangerous to ignore the rules of the road! If someone wants to turn left onto a busy street at rush hour let them wait for fuck's sake. Right of way, right of way, right of fucking way! OK, so you're from the Maritimes, it's alright that the service everywhere is slow and not much is open on a Sunday, but there is an order to things on the street and other drivers need to be able to count on you driving in a predictable fashion. This also means using your turn signals! Don't go out of your way to be an asshole, but a few more assholes on the streets of Halifax would be a great thing. Learn how to drive, know who has right of way and follow it every fucking time! Follow this simple advice and rush hour will run like a Swiss clock. On your feet? Look both ways and use a crosswalk. Those Crocs you're wearing don't give you the right of way wherever you please. To all Scotians reading: be an asshole. —Asshole in the Driver's Seat

To the rude bitch on the bus sitting across from me and my six-year-old son. My kid was just sitting there, happily making "Whooopp!" noises. After about 10 minutes of his little shouts, you let out a loud sigh and asked me, "Is your kid mentally handicapped? Is that why he's making all that racket?" Then after I told you no, you go "Well, then can you please shut him up! That's some goddamn annoying!" Okay, he was being a little loud and saying it over and over, but he didn't mean to make anyone upset! He's six years old! He was just being a kid. Kids make silly noises sometimes! Lady, you're in a public place where you're gonna have to deal with other people. I couldn't believe you could act like that about a child. This city is so full of friendly tolerable people, but people like you give it a bad name! —Loves Her Little Boy

I just moved to the city and on my walk home from work today I was at an intersection waiting for my turn to walk, I had two kids ask me how to get somewhere so I gave them the best directions I could while the light was still red. Noticing the signal to walk I proceeded to cross the four lanes to the other corner and your ignorant ass couldn't be bothered to look up from your cellphone/steering wheel/foot whatever the fuck you were looking at to see if anyone was crossing, you stopped right beside me so I backed up a bit startled thinking you weren't going to stop, you then moved forward in your ugly car and stopped again, I went to start walking again and you started forward again, this continued for a few moments while you blocked the site for the car behind you whom went around you and almost hit me with his car. Are you a fucking moron? I think so. I have the damn right away, the little white glowing man was there telling me so, so get your head out of your ass and look where you're going. —Missing My Small Town Where I Could Walk Across a Street Without Even Looking

Something needs to be done in this city. I could go on about the countless issues with this city and the lack of police officers and conformance to the law. I will centre this bitch on sidewalk biking. When walking on the sidewalk, people should not have to fear for their life. Has anyone ever walked down Quinpool Road, between Connaught and the Rotary? Bikers fly down that hill doing about 50 km an hour at least, they are passing the cars. A nice blind man walks down this road each day around 5:30 and was almost killed the other day. He can’t see so he does swerve to each side of the sidewalk. They came zooming down that hill and almost killed him. Is that what it is going to take for this city to give a shit? Does this shitty city give a fuck about anything? I have an idea for you fucktard bikers. —Spoke

So it's summer. The season where people wear shorts, skirts, tank tops, etc. Trying to go for a walk and these idiot guys are going on about my ass. Seriously? Then the ones who slow down to check you out. It's summer, of course a woman isn't going to wear clothes that cover up since it's obviously too warm to do so. So fuck off you damn pigs and let a lady enjoy her walk in peace without feeling like a piece of meat. —Should Have Used My iPod

When you pull into a self serve gas station, PLEASE put in your gas and then pay for it. Please in a self serve bay do not stop to wash your windows and your tires. Then clean out all your garbage out of your car while others are waiting behind you to get their gas. Then you FINALLY go into the gas station to pay for your gas and THEN what do you do you buy your comfort food. I sat in my car yesterday afternoon for at least eleven minutes while this older gentleman did the above. Please have some respect for the other patrons who want to put gas in their own vehicle. —Pissed Off at the Pumps

To all of those good-looking-self-righteous motherfuckers sprawled out naked on Citadel Hill---fuck off---when did your own back deck become such an eye sore? It’s disrespectful to our city. Military invasion coming soon, shutting down all of your favourite nudist colonies. I'll turn it into a film perhaps. —Killuminati