To the lady who was driving the Prius on Quinpool, stuffing her face full of pizza and driving with her knees---you are the epitome of a green-washed consumer idiot. I was on my bike, in the right lane. I had to make a left turn so I signaled and took the lane change but because you weren't paying attention and driving with your knees, you almost hit me. Luckily I realized you were fucking eating pizza and staring into space (you have to assume drivers aren't paying attention to shit in this city) and swerved out of the way. You had no idea any of this was going on. I know your Prius makes you feel like you are helping the environment, and it has a nice green leaf on the back to let people know what a nice consumer you are, but maybe paying attention to the road where bikers (who let out no emissions at all) are riding. PS: Your hybrid is still shitty for the environment. Go ride a fucking bike. —Ragewashed Biker