I have been stuck with you for the past two years and I have done nothing but support you and clean up after your filthy ass. We were supposed to be "best friends" but you have done nothing but lie steal and mock me every single day of my life. You lived in a sloppy filthy mess like a dirty hamster and I constantly cleaned up after you, your pathetic mooching off of your parents was unbearable. I can't believe the time has finally come where your whore self has moved out and allowed me to breathe in a clean apartment and not hear your whiney love songs on repeat. Please for the sake of everyone else in Nova Scotia... grow up, stop sleeping around, and shut the fuck up! You're a sloppy, smelly, slutty, mess and nobody will ever love you. —Pissed Off Roommate