Attempting to murder and ultimately paralyzing someone because they're gay and now burning a homeless person alive?!!! What the hell is wrong with people? There is no punishment sufficiently severe in Canadian law to deal with these inbred, shit for brain LOSERs. They and every member of their extended families should be sterilized and placed on a gilded Theodore tugboat off the coast of Somalia as punishment for failing at Life. —Disgusted

Your profile said you were looking for something short term and a good time. This gave me the impression that you were up for a fuck on the first meeting. I later found out you didn't give it up right away! You wasted my fucking time. —Loves getting laid

(Before everyone gets on my ass about this bitch, please note, I've already spoken to the conglomerate in question and am waiting on their resolution, so thanks in advance for refraining from the "why are you not talking to the company about it instead of anonymously bitching" comments).

Due to a bank error (YES, an ACTUAL bank error), I had a recent payment bounce. The bank made good on their error, (YAY BANK!!!) but the company I was paying sent me a letter telling me they were rescheduling my payment for a later date. (So far, nothing to bitch about, right?)

EXCEPT that the letter they sent was dated on a Wednesday for a reschedule of the payment on the following Monday. I didn't receive said letter UNTIL the Monday, which means the 5 business days for the bank to investigate and correct their error hadn't happened yet, and I didn't have time to make arrangements to transfer the funds from one account to another, OR for the bank to contact the company to take responsibility.

So now, not only do I have a bounce fee from the company for the FIRST payment, and a bounce fee from the company for the SECOND payment, I also have a bounce fee from my BANK for the second payment attempt.

Maybe you head office douchebags should figure out that it takes longer than 2 business days to receive a letter coming from Toronto, AND since you require a minimum of 4 business days for ME to change a payment, it might behoove you to send something out a little fucking earlier.

Oh, and when your bounce fees amount to twice what someone *apparently* couldn't pay in the first place, how do you expect someone to pay TWO of them? —I'll just get into my time machine and make that happen for you...

DAY ARCHITECT'S OFFICE INTERIOR
A MAN in a dark suit stands at the head of a boardroom table. Other SUITS fill the seats.

SUIT
Gentlemen, this is a golden opportunity. Three landmark buildings. Right downtown. Highly visible. The potential to create an iconic hotel is at our fingertips. But...
(BEAT)
....we need ideas. Not just ordinary ideas. We need game changers.

Far down the table, a hand shoots up.

SUIT
Yes. Marty.

MARTY ARCHITECT
I see rectangles. Towering rectangles of red brick. And mirror glass, and, and.....

SUIT
And?

MARTY ARCHITECT
Concrete.

SUIT
Eureka. You've done it again Marty. Draw up the plans. Who knows, maybe, just maybe.....
(BEAT)
....the Russians will come back.

—Mmansk is prettier

This is to the woman who every day at 4:30pm on the 185 to Sackville. Yes it's a busy run, yes all the seats are usually taken when you get there at 4:29 don't complain the whole way to Sackville that you had to stand, how about arriving at 4:20 and starting the line for the 4:30 if you can't make it, why don't you start the line for the 4:40 bus when you arrive at 4:29. The driver doesn't need to hear you attempt to talk his ear off etc. And as he said yesterday you had the choice to get on his bus knowing it was full like that. —Oi vey!

Blonde on the #1-
At the end of a tiring workday on a full #1 bus, you are sit on an outside seat and give your small grocery bags the honor of the inside seat - blocking access for any tired human who may want to rest their gams in that beautiful empty spot. Do you not see the woman in front of you with 5 times the groceries piled up on her lap to make way for someone new? Perhaps you were raised by yuppies in a your little blonde princess world where your needs were always met. I guess you do not see the rest of us plebeians - standing and hanging off rails as you chat with your friend in the opposite seat- loudly. Suck it up blondie and join us down here in the real world where sometimes people believe giving up your groceries seat for a fellow human being. You have no class and karma will smite you. —Tired gams

You make eye contact with me when you drive past me as you come 3 minutes early. Its not like I live on a busy street with lots of traffic or that there was anyone behind you. No you its not like its the only bus that comes on this small section of street only every 30 minutes. No you just decided that today was the day you were going to teach someone a lesson.

Well I have a lesson for you prick its called COMPASSION! You should learn about it. People who take the bus are the most marginalized persons, they depend on it to get to work, to take their kids to school, to get groceries.

So while I get you have rules and regulations and a schedule to follow you have to remember that you the bus driver that gets paid more that my university educated ass has power.

A power that when you forget simple things like the compassion and that people depend on you. When you go on your little power trip you fuck with peoples lives.

I seriously can not believe you lack of any fucking sense of a humanity. Not only that but when I get on the your bus EVERYDAY you drive away so hard that I nearly fall down every time. You really are all around a fucking prick

Its bus drivers like you that ruin the name for everyone.

But at least the bus that drives the bus after yours is kind waits until I sit down before he pulls away and is always smiling. Perhaps if you decided to be in a good mood in the morning you would be so miserable! —Astonished

Today some 100 or so dummies decide that they have to protest the demolition and construction site of the Sydney river bridge on Keltic drive. These dummies are an organized group who using threats of violence and group intimidation shut down the job site because they felt the jobs at the site should be for Capers only. Here's the deal. The group is from New Brunswick who has the contract. This is what they do... demolish bridges and construct. You morons show up, shut the job down, you are on national TV and radio sounding like uneducated fucktards and make the rest of us Cape Bretoner's look like the morons you guys are. Chanting "New Brunswicker's Go Home! These jobs are for Capers!" Are you idiots fucked or what? About 15 years ago a local businessman had his large construction site burned down by a similar group of people. Again... it went national... again we look like savages... coast to coast to coast. Then wonder why nobody wants to invest in Cape Breton. It's cause of fuck heads like you!!! Then the Mic Macs are protesting on the highway wearing camo and face masks waving banners and being "Mic Mac Warriors". Is there a trade school for that job? Most the people think you are protesting the job site that is going up on your own reservation not fracking in NB!!! BLAH!!!! Fuck heads like all you folks are one of the main reasons this place is the shit hole it is and you make the rest of the nation think of us as savages and hillbilly's. Apologies to the hillbilly's. —Embarassed to be a Cape Bretoner

We elected a majority Liberal Government, and they've just been sworn in and appointed all the Cabinet Ministers.

I'm waiting for the traditional speech 'We've checked the books and those lying Socialist bastards screwed us/you over worse than we were led to believe, so you can go get blowed for all the things we promised to get elected'. Not exactly in those words, but it's a tradition that must be upheld. —BJ

It's a well known fact that if you're late for a bus that just so happens to be on time, then you missed it. Well apparently I'm wrong to assume this. Why you ask? I will tell you. This particular bus ( 100+85 ) decides to fucking SIT at the bus stop 6 minutes beyond his departure time after already sitting for 6 minutes waiting for the people who know how to catch a bus on time..Why? Because he seen people driving to find a parking place and run for this bus... Ignoring the fact that everyone who managed to make this bus on time has to be late because if his "good deed".. Not to mention the morons running for the bus when they're already 4-5 minutes late just look like idiots. Both them and the bus driver forgetting that there is a bus every 10 minutes so... Tada!! There was one 4 minutes later.. This is the point of the frequent departures so that it's ok if one is too full or you miss it!!! Another one comes along just a couple minutes later. Even when this bus company is on time, they chose to be late anyway. —Can't fucking win