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Thursday, December 12, 2013

One Eyed Pirate Lady Bitch

Posted on Thu, Dec 12, 2013 at 12:00 PM

You looked like you just had corrective eye surgery because one of the lenses of your glasses was tinted dark. All the more reason for you to be extra cautious while driving your dark minivan. Have you not heard the news about people getting hit in crosswalks lately? You were deep into a riveting conversation with someone on your cell phone when you came within an inch of my handlebars. I was riding my bicycle as far to the right as I could, in what little roadway we have after a storm. The rule is 1m even in the winter, could you give me at least half a foot? Then you make a swift left without regard for the lady trying to cross the street. You act like you don't know what you did wrong? Wait until you have finished driving to return calls and watch out for pedestrians. —#SorryNotSorry