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Friday, December 13, 2013

Once upon a time, there was no such thing as a bike helmet.

Posted on Fri, Dec 13, 2013 at 9:00 PM

The whole idea with the bike helmet law is that some people want to wear helmets but they know how dorky it makes them look so they make everyone else wear one because they think it will make them look like less of a dork.

Hey, you still look like a timid little baby going out for a cruise dressed like Project Grizzly, only now there are half as many of you on the road. —Butler's Revenge