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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

First world cookie problems

Posted on Wed, Dec 18, 2013 at 12:35 PM

Seriously. Have you ever even made a cookie before? I wish a CERTAIN COFFEE SHOP would just follow a damned recipe to the letter. No weird substitutions, no adding raisins, no skimping on the the good ingredients. JUST MAKE A NORMAL COOKIE. Stop making us eat these weird spread out messes or hardened pucks and have some respect. —I'm not even asking for pfeffernüsse or anything. Chocolate chip!