The first craters you will probably notice if you look at the moon over the next few nights are three large craters right in the middle of the sunrise line, called the "terminator." These are named from north to south Ptolemaeus, Alphonsus, and Arzachel.

But there are 3 other craters that you may have noticed over the last few days. The trio ,which can be found on the Bicentenial highway 102 sunrise line, is known as the "whatthefuckinator". These are named from north to south as 'toowide2straddle', 'sodeepitbrokebackmountainedme' and 'theregoesmysteeringaligmentagain'.

Yes, folks this are our beloved highway. What in the hell happened? This time, maybe the typical 'well, this is Nova Scotia' just doesn't cut it. This highway was in excellent condition, repaved, patched, and relatively smooth.

If you want my opinion, the snow plows did it. If you want another one of my opinions, this is gross negligence, and there should be hell to pay. —pissed