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Friday, January 31, 2014

Your Special Damn House

Posted on Fri, Jan 31, 2014 at 10:28 AM

Big props to the forward-thinking asshole who built the fashionable new house with the massive, just absurdly bright green florescent lighting system running completely around the building, which stays on all fucking night every night. I also love the huge motion-sensor spotlights aimed at the SIDEWALK, which also appear to make your next door neighbour look like an old-timey jailbreaker when she's taking out her trash. Your house looks like a landing pad for super douchey aliens. Please tear it down and salt the earth. —You Are Terrible At Designing Things