I moved to Canada from England 2 years ago and became a proud Haligonian. I loved it here and thought the people of the city were so nice. Until this weekend. Some ARSEHOLE took my wallet and Halifax Moosehead's T-Shirt on Saturday night. They ain't worth anything in money but it was all really important to me. Restore my faith in Halifax please. —LostLauren

So after a major fuck up on the part of my employer during the first blizzard and forcing all their employees to work and then risk their lives getting home. My employer actually closed on Wednesday. I thought hey, they learned something, great! Only to get to work a day later and find a memo outlining the new storm policy followed by an long paragraph about the staff's "bad attitude" during the first blizzard. You can't just suck it up and admit that you fucked up without finding something to blame on your staff can you? You can't police people's thoughts. So much respect lost for the higher-ups. —snow covered

There's a certain show on the taxpayer funded channel (CBC) that has the number 22 in the title, why is this shit still on the air? At conception it was funny, now it's a flop house for the talent challenged. Wit, humour, cutting edge should feature in a show that I'm fucking well subsidising, instead, I get the same bunch of CBC Luvvies who will milk this until they either die from cirrhosis or, hopefully, NETFLIX kills this crap channel. —A Hilter, in Argentina

What kind of coward laughs at a perfect stranger from a moving vehicle for no apparent reason? You do, assbag!

P.S: I love yoga pants too! —Laughter Made For Aggravating Outing

How odd that you "lay me off" after I file a complaint with the labour board about your attempt to scam $15,000 from the government.The good news is I spoke with 2 auditors for over an hour who now have my testimony and many incriminating emails between you and your partner in crime. You better get in shape. Some cell mates have serious romantic needs. —Wipsi The Wabbit

My child does not shit randomly everywhere making you spend hundreds of hours of your life cleaning my child's shit off your carpet, your shoes, your car, your child's clothing; fucking everything and everywhere. My child does not have sharp teeth which injure or maim people and destroy fucking everything in the house, nor does my child run up to smaller children and shove those teeth in their terrified face while I say "Oh it's ok he loves kids!" My child does not jump up on you and destroy your brand new coat and I do not lamely say "oh sweetie get down" and do absolutely nothing while my child continues to jump up with his claws decimating your investment. My child does not get so excited with every new visitor to the house that he runs up to each one and fucking urinates on their shoes, nor would I think it's cute that my child licks your face or shoves his nose in your crotch or whines/growls at you. If my child behaved like your fucking smelly dog, I'd get daily professional help immediately. —Don't get me started on cat shit - Halifax

So my GF sees this thing on the internet called "Autofellatio". I said "auto - what?" She says " Auto fellatio... I would like to see you give it a try." and continues to explain the method and mechanics of it me. So... being the good sport I am... I curl myself up into a ball and try to suck my dick. I almost get the tip of my tongue to the head (with her cheering me on gleefully) and I hear a "crack" and my back gives out. I end up in the ER and the Dr. says I slipped a disc. He asks me "how did you do this?" I say "Uh... I slipped on the ice". —In Pain

What is with all the drivers who randomly turn into oncoming traffic because, fuck everybody?

You decide to just slam a left turn into oncoming traffic like the christ of retards, then look at me with confusion when I flipped your trifling ass off.

The worst part about all this? The person you end up killing will be someone other than yourself. —need to redefine the slow lane

For years the radio stations in this town have sucked. Douche DJ. Nickleback. Bieber. Stupid commercial. Repeat. Now there is a new station that takes suckage to new levels. You claim to play only new cool music, then play a song that either sucks or is by a dude who's been dead 20 years. Your announcers are the kind of wankers people whisper "Fuck! Who invited him/her?" when they show up at parties. Is it any wonder me and everyone else stopped listening to amfm radio? —Bleeding Ears

How can the government classify e-cigarettes the same as tobacco cigarettes? This is vapour, not an exhaust tube of toxics like regular cigarettes. And, if this vapour is harmful, then give the public some solid evidence of this! Why this fucking witch hunt over a product that can actually help people quit? —Tired of Being Told What To Do By the Fucking Gov't.