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Friday, February 14, 2014

DOJ - Jury Duty

Posted on Fri, Feb 14, 2014 at 6:39 AM

You mother fk'in cheap bastards. You summon me to jury duty, of which step one is fill out this paper and send it back to us. Here's a self addressed envelope...you supply the fucking stamp. Not bad enough all the aggravation and cost involved in performing my "duty", your gonna suck some real fucking "money" out of me as well. Don't get me wrong, I CAN AFFORD A WHOLE BOX OF FUCKING STAMPS.....you cheap fucking assholes. Go fuck yourself Judge Wapner....I'll be there so you can't throw my ass in jail you cheap pricks....and you patriotic political type nay-sayers can kiss my left nut.

Sincerely, Normal 98.5% of the Time...NOT this Time —LMH DOJ