Thanks for lying to me, taxi. After telling me repeatedly over a 45 minute stretch that your car was "a few minutes away" it never did show up.

I could have built a car in the time you took to concoct your increasingly lame excuses.

You suck. I hope HRM reads this and implements a One Zone taxi regime... Because in a free market, you are dead.

I hate you for stealing an hour from my work day.

—resident who ought to know better