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Sunday, March 2, 2014

Ya never even came to a full stop

Posted on Sun, Mar 2, 2014 at 8:29 AM

...you idiot. Must have been thinking about how proud you were of your sleek white ride, suit and tie, and seriously coiffed do. Corner of Thistle and Slater in D-Town ring a bell mister "Oh he's only 10 YARDS AWAY, I'VE GOT LOTS OF TIME!". Until you're ego catches up with your rational brain that is SCREAMING at you; "THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IDIOT! HE'S GOING TO HIT YOU!!"

So...lesson learned I'm sure cause your face made me laugh like hell. You gunned it...jumped the curb (cause you cain't drive (not a typo)) not realizing that I don't text while I drive, so I saw your costumed ass pull out in front of me as I was pushin' 50 and I braked...careful to check my rear view to make sure I didn't fuck the guy or gal behind me.

Anyway. Put the mirror & eyebrow tweezers down and pick up the Nova Scotia Drivers Handbook. Christ...Might have been a momentary lapse of judgement, but bud? You wuz dumb. —Daddy's Car?