You're selling a guitar on Kijiji. Great! I write, then I call. I tell you I want it, but you can't be there tonight cause you're "going out." Then you tell me when I can go see it. I make plans to go see it—that's right, I'm busy, and sometimes need to plan things. Then when I contact you that scheduled night you tell me you sold it. What the fuck? I sell shit all the time on Kijiji and I don't need to dick people around like that. You suck, and I hope you lose your wallet. I found a better guitar, for a better price, because I am better than you because I can manage to sell shit without dicking around. Imagine that! -Superior Being