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Monday, May 12, 2014

Dear pet cockatiel

Posted on Mon, May 12, 2014 at 12:15 PM

Stop fuckin' biting me! I feed you. Scratch yer head. Talk to you. Let you out of your cage (a lot). You generally have the run of the place when I'm home. I have cared for you for 13 years! You treat me like a piece of meat! Be good or I'll get a kitty. -Lonely Old Man