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Friday, May 30, 2014

It Happened To Me

Posted on Fri, May 30, 2014 at 3:43 PM

OK, I know there is a joke about the man who tried to throw away his garbage can. Well it happened to me. I took a ratty garbage can and stomped on to it make it even rattier, then placed it—empty!—next to my garbage.

The garbage man did not take it.

I thought about writing a note like "Hey idiot! This is nfg" but prick would probably inspect and tag my garbage bags for the rest of eternity. -Justa Sayin