AN OPEN LETTER TO HALIFAX BARISTAS: | Love the Way We Bitch

Love the Way We Bitch

Archives | RSS

Angry? Mad as hell and you can't take it anymore? Get something off your chest and it could be published online and/or in print. Bitches are anonymous and may be edited for length, grammar, spelling and our lenient standards of propriety.

Submit a Bitch

Monday, June 23, 2014

AN OPEN LETTER TO HALIFAX BARISTAS:

Posted on Mon, Jun 23, 2014 at 1:00 PM

1: Learn how to tamp the fucking bean right to create a proper espresso. Stop serving me this watery shit with a cum stain floating on top.

2: When someone orders a short Americano, DON’T TRY TO EDUCATE US ON HOW TO MAKE A PROPER AMERICANO, JUST PUT HALF THE FUCKING WATER IN THE CUP. JESUS FUCK. WHEN I ASK FOR A SHORT AMERICANO IT MEANS I WANT HALF THE FUCKING WATER YOU USUALLY PUT IT.

Thanks. -A guy who wants to get what he pays for instead of your bullshit