Hey dude, remember when I shot you down but you insisted and finally I told you that I have a problem w your personal hygiene - in that, you have none.... then you see me on the street a couple years later and you are still a dirtbag and still insist that we should get together. I really don't want to have to go there again. I don't wanna be a total bitch to you. You are nice enough but really not clean enough. Lemme break it down: you should use soap or body wash, shampoo, toothpaste, deodorant, laundry detergent, dish detergent and all kinds of other available cleaning products for you and your place. Even if you used the crappy natural products it would still be better than the nothing you are using now. You smell like dirt and nicotine, your breath is nasty and I dont want to imagine the uncleanliness of other things. Here is your not so subtle hint. Clean is sexy. Fresh is sexy. Nice smelling is sexy! —Can't Compromise on Clean