To everyone who fucking farts disgusting cloudy farts at live shows, bars and any place where you're in a contained, hot crowd: Seriously go fuck yourself. It's really, supremely gross to be caught in someone's wet hot garbage ass with nowhere to go and everyone wondering who did it. Just take two minutes and go to the bathroom to shit yourself. It's so fucking impolite, you gross pigs. —Sick of smelling farts

I don't know if you can just bullshit your way through an interview or if your work-related references were just friends posing as your bosses, but somehow you convinced us you were a fit. We hired you but had to let you go after eight days. You just couldn't get it. Eight days later, and you were still struggling with duties that you were trained on the first day!When I told you I had to let you go, you accused me of being a shitty trainer and that eight days was not enough for ANYONE to do this job competently. Then a few weeks after you parted from the company, I find out you emailed my supervisor to tell him you were wrongfully dismissed, and that I was a fucking sociopath with no empathy and expected the impossible! Then you call the owners of the fucking company and tell them the same thing! Are you fucking kidding me? The owners, who don't know me very well since it's a large company, called me in to chat, thanks to you! Do you know what an ordeal it was for myself and my supervisor to convince the owners that you were just a fucking incompetent little shit?! This admin position ain't fucking rocket science. I did this job years back and learned the duties and routine within a few days. Other people who have held this job also only took a few days to get the hang of things. You didn't get fired because I'm a dick who can't train, you got fired because you are an idiot, simple as that. You didn't have the cognitive ability to do this job well. If it was my training, then why the fuck were you the only one out of the four people (who were employed in this position in the past) to not get your fucking head around it? Self reflect, buddy, and stop blaming the world for the fact that you just suck. You're a loser! —Sociopath, my ass

I have been ranting to my sister about this all summer. I commute to burnside every day for work and for 2-3 weeks there was a poor dead fox in the middle of the highway entering into burnside. This poor animal started as a visible creature that was hit until weeks later it's been run over so many times it was turned into pate. It's gross and sad. I don't understand why there is no service to clean up road kill, this would be work for some of our unemployed population and make Halifax look just a little nicer. How exactly do parents explain this sight to a small child in the car? I HATE IT! I've seen so many animals hit and then repeatedly run over.. MAKES ME SICK! —Irritated animal lover

Dogs, bicycles. Dog parks, picking up after your dogs. Bicycle lanes, safety, drivers almost hitting. Off-leash, pick up after. Bikes.

Brunswick Street high rises are the last place you want to move to in Halifax. When are the lousy, cheapskates owners of these buildings going to finally address this horrendous problem? —Horrified That Someone Lost $5k Because of Bed Bugs

This is a general response for your recent article about the skinny dippers. People need to keep in mind that all the trails leading to this sacred skinny dipping spot are used by, built by and maintained by Mountain Bikers. By all means, share the trails. Its already being used by hikers, berry pickers, dog walkers and trail runners. Oh and its also become quite the Grinder hook up spot. The entrance of the trail system is now surrounded by lurking men in cars, in the woods with cell phone in hand waiting to hook up. Its utterly disgusting. The main concern here, is that someone is going to get seriously injured, its only a matter of time. So keep an eye out for one another on the trails. The last thing that trail system needed was that article. There's already been a few close calls. —Disgusted Mountain Biker

Your recent parking ticket story missed the mark. There were references to many statements about lack of complaints or no increase in number of complaints, but it appeared to be all anecdotal. That said, I know I have personally complained multiple times to the Mayor's office, and it takes a lot to get me to complain so I'm sure there are many others. The actual number of increased tickets is staggering. That's nearly an additional 70 tickets per business day, likely all in a very small area. That can't be good for the city in the long run. I live in Northwood, and every day I see them waiting by the 15-minute parking sign to ticket seniors. It's shameful. A short term cash grab, but additional trouble to creating a vibrant downtown. I wonder if this company is issuing more and more tickets to offset their low bid. —Willy

I don't care how you keep your own place at home, you filthy pigs, but when you are shopping in a grocery store, don't root through the meat produce like a fucking pig snorting in a trough. Don't mess up all the cans either and then walk away as if you are the fucking Queen of England leaving everything a fucking mess, and when you are in the bakery section, DON'T turn pies and cupcakes upside down. So many of you shoppers do this and it ruins it for me when I try to shop and have to put up with the fucking low standards of other shoppers. Have some fucking consideration and try to keep things neat and tidy. Thank you. —Fed up Shopper at Grocery Store

We all work with that one guy that we love to hate. He is always in the way, and does no work ever, but stands there making quirky comments. On his best days I could strangle him! but now that he's not working for our company anymore, I oddly enough miss the outrageous dark humour he brought. —Twiggy

A bike got ripped off, our of our back yard,

In the following search, found a stray hit by a car,

That Cat, She'd pull through,

They took her straight to the pound,

There's a reason that I hate this town... —Mr. Majestic