Ugghhh... I am so SICK of this whole "babies having babies" syndrome. Seriously, girls, we are supposed to be the most progressive country in the world, but you make Bristol Plain and Jamie Lynn Spears look like "Mom of the Year". You can't even raise yourselves, how the hell are you going to raise a kid(sssss) on your own? Did you learn ANYTHING in Sex-Ed before you dropped out? And of course, Daddy is NO WHERE in sight (five will get you ten he's got a tattoo across his throat). Get some birth control... Get your GED... Get a clue... Get your shit together.
—Jer-REE! Jer-REE! Jer-REE!