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Sunday, November 9, 2014

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Posted on Sun, Nov 9, 2014 at 4:00 AM

You're like a teddy bear stuffed with cocaine--you get people all snuggly with your promise of safety, but aren't you one of the leading causes of death in the world? Is it this promise of unending desert highways that gets people when most people spend their time sitting in traffic, not knowing that there wouldn't BE as much traffic if they, and everyone around them, just shared a ride? Or just did something else to move around? And so you get people all angsty with the traffic and the road work delays and you get them enraged at cyclists who don't "obey the rules of the road"--rules which have been forever trying and NOT QUITE succeeding in preventing YOU from killing and injuring people? While people walking and cycling throw away less money, feel better from a sense of control that drivers don't have during rush hour, and generally are happier. Hats off, Cars. Way to go. Way to turn us against each other. I didn't even mention your OWN cocaine habit. —Beieber or Our Benevolence.