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Monday, November 17, 2014

Stupid Humans

Posted on Mon, Nov 17, 2014 at 9:41 AM

Her: In her own front yard getting ready to take her two dogs and her baby for a walk on a nice sunny day. Last check before she heads out - kid in the stroller one dog leash in hand and whoops dropped the other. You: two ADULTs: Walking/jogging with your dog past her house oblivious, it would seem to anything going on around you. Incident: Her dog got away and challenged your dog. You freaked out and yelled and screamed and kicked her dog and picked up your precious bundle of fur and scampered away. Result: Crying baby, dog who has now been kicked by an "animal lover". Woman who has been made to feel like shit for trying to take her kids for a walk and not having enough additional attention for you and you and your dog. Neighbours who don't want to see your face until you apologize to the woman, the baby and the dog. Advice: Don't bring yourselves to Connolly Street. Take your bubble somewhere else. We all have enough to deal with already. —The cone was on the dog but somehow you can't see either.