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Monday, December 1, 2014
Hey KNGDM1
I see you daily in the white Lexus SUV
Holding up your phone for all to see.
You tap and text like no one's around
Oblivious to the all that surrounds
Your truck, it swerves when you answer a call
I saw it just now, in front of the mall!
Put down your phone and do me a solid
I have a phone too, but ask friends not to call it
Get off the phone you son of a whore,
It pisses me off that because of you, my insurance costs more.
—Edgar Allan Phone
