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Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Dark on Dark isn't visible in the Dark.

Posted on Tue, Dec 2, 2014 at 8:40 AM

Hey Pizza lovers. It's really hard to find your house at night when you use black numbers on dark colored siding or paint. I really really want to get your pie there hot and on time, but it's so hard to do when I can't easily see your house number. Oh and tell your neighbours the same thing. Because If i can see that there house is 37 then I know yours will be 39. ;).... at the very least turn on your porch light. Oh and don't forget to tip. I don't deliver pizza because I WANT to work more than my 40 hours at my regular job. I do it because I have to. Just to put it into perspective. The company I work for pays us $8hr, and $1.50/delivery. Drivers usually average about 4 delivery's an hour. I pay my own gas and put wear and tear on my own vehicle to bring you your food. So the $1.50 pretty much covers my gas and maybe some of the maintence costs. If you order $50 worth of food every week, I EXPECT a god damn tip (you know who you are). To those of you who really cant afford it I understand, but at least apologize for not tipping. Dont just hand the debit machine back to me and shut the door in my face as I tell you to enjoy the food that I so graciously risked my life to get there while it was still steaming hot. BTW if your order is $20.40 and you give me $21... the $0.60 is not a tip motherfucker dig a little deeper next time. —Ughh