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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Posted on Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 4:00 AM

You are an idiot. I don't know what the thought process was going on through the office manager's head when he decided to hire you. You ask me the same questions over and over again. Five times, you asked me how to do our bank recs in the past two months! The sixth time, I snapped and stated I've told you many times how to do it! You get all defensive and told me not to get my panties in a knot. A few weeks ago, we hired this new girl. For some reason, she seemed to avoid me like a plague and even seemed scared of me, while being friendly with everyone else. I had no idea why until I found out you gave her an earful of what a "sociopathic bitch" I was and that she should never ask me for help because I'll fly off the handle on her! I've only flown off the handle on one co-worker ever, YOU! I actually really like people and am always willing to help, it's just that even some of us people-persons' patience wears thin when we have to work with incompetent morons such as yourself! —Actually a nice person

Posted on Tue, Dec 23, 2014 at 4:00 AM

Look, I'm sorry about you yourself not being able to afford to take vacations or time off, and yes I know it sucks being on budget. However, I'm amazed by your complete inability to be happy for others. Bitterness isn't attractive on anybody and you're a broken record. —Negativity is a poison

Monday, December 22, 2014

Posted on Mon, Dec 22, 2014 at 4:00 AM

I get it, we all love PB&J's. But don't dip the knife in the jam after you got peanut butter all over it. It gets annoying real fast, like crumbs in the butter. —Ben

Posted on Mon, Dec 22, 2014 at 4:00 AM

After he's been going down on me for a bit...
Me: "Suck on my clit"
Him: "OK" *sucks on my labia minora*
...He's 36....wtf —Get educated, guys!

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Posted on Sat, Dec 20, 2014 at 12:48 PM

Why am I so shocked about the total lack of judgment, let alone common sense that theses men showed this week. Did they not think using social media would take their bad behavior to the media? How can they make it to the fourth year being so stupid. The real message is the university has let down their female population. Would you want to sit in these men's dentist chair? I wouldn't.... —Expel their asses!

Friday, December 19, 2014

Posted on Fri, Dec 19, 2014 at 4:00 AM

It's opening day, so I can forgive the crowds and the live band. But not the lack of reading rooms (not a sofa, not some weird pod, not a single table in a glass rectangle). Of course, you would have to actually go to a library to know that the READING ROOM is the heart of one. But at least we have game terminals (with speakers cranked on max) and a coffee shop. Plus that ugly, open-air design will amplify every snort and fart. It's not a library and fails at being a mall and when the novelty wears off, it will just be another burden. I really hope this monstrosity ruined the careers of those who designed it and I wish we could sue the people who signed off on it. Democracy is a joke and I'm ashamed to live in Halifax. —Guy who now goes to the Dal library to read

Posted on Fri, Dec 19, 2014 at 4:00 AM

Hey you, in the trendy, overpriced, goose down-stuffed jacket; you look like an asshole with that fox tail around your neck when you're buying yoga swings and om symbols and shit. It's dead, figure it out. Namaste. —Disgruntled retail girl

Posted on Fri, Dec 19, 2014 at 4:00 AM

So today is December 11. At 4pm in front of Park Victoria, I am sitting in a car in a line of traffic northbound, and then, like a mirage, you zoom by my right side on your sport bike in the bike lane. Yes the freaking Bike lane! Your leathers are red, white and black stripes that end in the middle of your back as narrow points. You were probably doing 40 km/h in the bike lane on your motorcycle. I am calling out to the motorcycle community; if you see or know this dude, feel free to inform him about how truly dangerous this could be to him and others and the car/motorcycle relations in general. Motorists do not expect many motorcycles on the streets in our rainy, dark December days, let alone passing on the right and in the bike lane.    Next time you see a cyclist, you may want to tell them what the door prize is. Enjoy your freedom, for now. —Just another observer

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2014 at 4:00 AM

In the history of this city has there ever been a construction project that was welcomed with open arms? I mean seriously, though every project I see or read about is facing opposition either from a loud handful of citizens or a city councillor. We have how many empty lots and derelict buildings that just sit there, and sit there? I'm 25 and I've looked at the same empty gravel lots for my entire life. The minute a developer wants to put a building up or any development they are met with such fierce opposition they generally just walk away and don't come back. I see The Coast has dedicated their issue to those of us that have to leave, but will there ever be a reason to stay? I hear the term "have province" all the time and it seriously depresses me. I love Halifax and Nova Scotia but we really need an attitude adjustment. Our downtown is only by name because it’s literally "down" town. City Hall is there but do they look out their windows? —Ben

Posted on Thu, Dec 18, 2014 at 4:00 AM

It's the world's greatest departure lounge. That must be why I wanted to leave after ten minutes. —Not liking some architect's wet dream.