Hey dick,
So I hear through the grapevine that my friend's fiancé got fired the other day. He works for the city, or DID, until your pathetic ass decided to get involved with his life. Apparently in the line of duty, he drove over your neighbour's grass with an HRM vehicle.
I realize this is frustrating. I realize people don't want their grass driven over. However, this guy was driving a massive public works vehicle on a tiny, narrow fucking street. And apparently, trying to get around your goddamned luxury car, he clipped your neighbour's grass with his huge vehicle. He had a choice and he made it. Apparently he was fucked either way.
Because what did you do? Well being the thoughtful neighbour that you apparently are, you called the city. Several days before Christmas.
And what happened? Now, several days before Christmas, HE GOT FIRED. Because apparently the grass in your neighbourhood comes before the people tending to it.
This person you called out without a thought to anybody but yourself has a family to feed. He has people to buy gifts for and family that he can now no longer afford to give a decent christmas to. Because you couldn't wait until January to air your fucking grievances.
Again, I get that these guys have a job to do and should do it professionally. But does a minor mishap that could not have been avoided warrant him getting fired? RIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS? THINK before you bitch about your first world problems, you pathetic bag of dicks. You just ruined christmas for a handful of really nice people. People who are my friends and who I care a lot about.
Fuck you. Your callous attitude is going to come back to bite you in the ass. And may 2015 be that year.
—Tiny Tim