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Friday, January 2, 2015

Dear Santa

Posted on Fri, Jan 2, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Dear Santa, thank you so much for all the overtime we were not supposed to get anymore because the program the city bought for millions of dollars is not in the least doing what it was supposed to do. End overtime. Thank you for all the fat cheques many of us have been getting for months and months now, you're swell. Thank you Santa that they didn't listen when the union told them it would not work, and how ottawa went to court to have the same program that does not work trashed. Thank you ever so much. It has been wonderful to double up on credit card payments and the mortgage, plus the children will have a great Christmas this year. I'm so pleased with the way things turned out with the block picking program that has allowed me to buy myself and the family some really nice things not to mention being able to go on actual vacations out of the country. So once again Santa thanks for the extra fat bank account and God bless you. —Overtime lover