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Thursday, January 22, 2015

F.U.

Sod you, February

Posted on Thu, Jan 22, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Sod you, February
You're cold. You're dark. You're grim. You have the stupidest commercial holiday ever. Flying diaper baby meet Bofors 40mm anti-aircraft gun. Aim for the big red cinnamon heart. Two people I love dearly died between your borders. Black History deserves far better. Leap year sucks the big wambini and the fact that you're the shortest month of the year doesn't even come close to forgiving the suckitude you bring to the northern hemisphere. Fuck you to fucking fuckville you fucking fuckface month. —Ivan