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Wednesday, February 11, 2015

stop phoning my hoo-hoo

Posted on Wed, Feb 11, 2015 at 4:00 AM

I swear the last guy in there left his cell phone, and it's on vibrate. My vagina buzzes enthusiastically at random times. Sure hope the battery dies soon, this is annoying. —shut up kundalini