Posted
on Mon, Mar 9, 2015 at 10:07 AM
Alright, I get it. The road to eastern passage was awful, but now it's clear and that makes you want to go vroom-vroom again. But seriously, you need to slow the fuck down. If you drive along Pleasant and speed up once you get to Main road and hit that straightaway, I have some news for you: you're making leaving my house a living hell. The speed limit is there for a goddamn reason and when you whip around that corner or careen over the hill, you make pulling out into the far lane a total fucking nightmare. Keep your speed at fucking 60 like the sign says, use your bloody cruise control if you have it, just don't fly by me unless you're in an emergency vehicle. —I cheer for speed traps