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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Get Out of The Way Losers

Posted on Sat, Mar 28, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Hey all of you pedestrians, cyclists and drivers of small, energy efficient vehicles! Yes, I'm talking to you! Stay out of the way of my large all wheel drive vehicle. Don't you know that we manly men perched up high in our expensive vehicles have a god-given right to drive as fast as we want regardless of road conditions? In fact, the more slippery and snowy it is the more impressive we become with our four wheel drive vehicles churning up snow as we fly by the rest of you losers. And the chicks really dig us, don't you know? I see them looking at us in wonder- in wonder of our manly greatness! Ta-ta for now losers. Don't be jealous! —Macho man