I'm just curious how many people are suing the city after wiping out on icy sidewalks this winter. I had to jump over a giant snow bank to cross the road and I did a face plant in the middle of the road, almost getting run over by an oncoming vehicle. I peeled myself off the sidewalk to find I had completely ruined my white cashmere coat!!! Once the snow began to melt in conjunction with blocked drainage pipes, it was slippery as fuck so I fell again, hurt my ankle and hand, ruined my other coat, a Le Chateau Peacoat that shit aint cheap... and got soakers in my 150 dollar fuckme boots in the river of a puddle! They have been soaked so bad over and over they smell like cornchip feet. I cannot wear these!!! I put my feet in them for a second, the boots heat up and they are hummin! WTF H^LIF^X!?! I'm putting my bill in to small claims court and I suggest other citizens do the same for ya'll broken bonez n cracked skullz and ruined attire!
—nuthin to wear