I remember when I first got to university and met you. Not a damn thing has changed. You were at every meeting trying to save the polar bears and get your dick sucked. Glad you succeeded at one of those two things. I always thought the term "mactivist" was dumb until I realized that you were trying to fuck every freshmen hippy chick with a love of the environment (and managed to drive more than a few of them away from activist groups with your creepiness, including me).

Years later I got a real job and found out you still haven't. I work in healthcare and my union dues pay your salary. I am all for paying to protect health care and my job but I am not happy to know I am paying for you to fly around the country trying to use Tinder to fuck activist chicks in every city in the country.

Well guess what? The same internet that lets you try to sleazily lie your way into the pants of every girl with an iPhone and social conscience also lets those girls talk to each other. Word is out across the country that you're still a creep who is more interested in big tits than what political women have to say. Word is also out that you're even balder in person than in your Tinder pics.

Some of us grew up and it's time you did the same you gross creep. —Tired of Dudes Who Are Into Activism For a Pay Check and Some Pussy