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Friday, September 4, 2015

Harbour Whores

Posted on Fri, Sep 4, 2015 at 4:00 AM

Floating eyesore, trashy, cheap bar on the water, call it whatever you want, those fucking "Harbour Cruises" have got to go. Once upon a time, some corporate fathead got the idea to offer harbour cruises for twenty bucks. What the public doesn't realize is that these are just trashy floating bars with overpriced drinks and cover charges. We can't sit under the beautiful trellises anymore without these glorified diesel barges filled with screaming drunks passing by several times, blaring horrible music and stinking up the air. It's a complete assault on the senses. When the fuck is the consumer public going to wake up and see this for what it really is??? —I wish you'd just sink